The Stick-On Earrings Girl Is My Spirit Animal
these things were the bestttt
The Holiday is a sorry excuse for a (Christmas) film, with the exception of the two little girls and the old screenwriter, who are adorable.
Cameron Diaz is always a bad sign. And on what planet does Kate Winslet wind up with Jack Black?
Nihilists don’t believe in anything, except maybe dental hygiene, and that includes flavor! Instead of some minty fresh dream toothpaste, Nihilist Toothpaste puts a dollop of reality on your brush.
Brushing your teeth delicious taste of absolutely NOTHING! What a second, how is this a fun product? I meed to talk to the Perpetual Kid buying team! This is a perfect present for your favorite philosopher, a moody teenager or a fan of The Big Lebowski… I guess.
No flavor, no color… nothing.
Each tube contains 2.5 oz. of plain, flavorless paste.
why is Bill Compton singing about edelweiss?